mmm... Gooey

Envisioning my future usually leads to confusion and indecision. My desire to become a self employed millionaire billionaire takes my dreams down twisting paths that boarder on the state of insanity. This allure of self-employment is the freedom to mold a job to my every whim and receive payment. Rather than be pressured into pointless tasks, I would like the choice/power to move in a different direction. Of course a sinecure would be nice since starting a business is no small feat. The first task is to think of a business that will work. I have plenty of ideas but the feasibility isn't there yet (except for a honey business). One idea that I'm inclined to share is a restaurant. There are plenty of restaurants out there, but many lack creativity, and taste. So here would be a few items on my menu:

Lunch/Dinner:
Chicken fried burger stuffed with gravy (I made this a few months ago, and it was awesome - patent pending)
Gravy nuggets
Gourmet Corndogs
Fried PB&J
Pizza made mozzarella di bufala (might need three types of ovens)

Breakfast:
Carne Asada Eggs Benedict with Asparagus (topped with chopped cilantro)
Monte Cristo (why don't more places offer this?)

Desserts:
Profiterole
Creme (skip that brulee nonsense)
Twice Fried Donut

My restaurant would need a farm/ranch just to grow the required foods up to my standards. Which would include a hot house for year round ripe tomatoes, and a herd of water buffaloes. I haven't thought of a name yet. The best suggestion so far is Tyler's Gravy Train.